The "Bitch Rave" Relena Essay by IWannaShout
I really don't know many people who HATE Relena as much as me though. Why's that? I mean, to me, she's the stupidest, most useless anime girl who gets center stage there ever was. But that's just me. I mean, I know people who HATE her big time role in the show, but nobody really hates HER. Why's that? Well, maybe it's because she's just a weak little peaceful girl from back home and they don't mind her. But I do mind her very MUCH. She wasn't bad in the beginning when all she did was invite him to her party. She wasn't very bad when she went on to becoming Princess of the Sanq Kingdom. She got to be a little too much for me when I couldn't watch a single damn show without her being in it when I sometimes go like 2 shows straight without even hearing about Wufei/Quatre/Trowa/Duo at all. If it was me, I would have showed some big ass Gundam following her home with a big bag of groceries. Then it'd be BANG and she'd be gone, except her shoes of course. Isn't that so creative of me??
Yes, I hate Relena very much. I seriously think I'd like her character a lot more if she paid some attention to someone other than Heero. Hey, look at Sailor Moon: ok, she's a klutz and acts like a brainless bimbo at times as she's drooling over her boyfriend but she really cares about people and her friends. She'd do anything to save the world where people live. Isn't that so sweet?? *teary* But Relena doesn't even think about anybody but Heero! It's so damn annoying. She doesn't show one sign of caring about people. I don't even know why she bothers to try and establish peace everywhere. Probably because she was bored with her school girl's life back home maybe. That and the fact that Zechs didn't want to do the job.
She's crazy and mental and so I am, but at least I care about people! I especially would care about them if I was Queen of the World but she doesn't really think about them at all. Love your subjects more, Relena.
Was that amusing enough for you? I think it was amusing enough for me. Glad to get that out of my system. Care to contradict me? Please do. I like to figure out why people don't highly dislike her like I do.
Another Essay That is Closely Related
I HATE Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing. She's a brat! UGH, can't stand her. Ok, it's because she get center stage for making some dumb 30 second long speech and then everybody loves her when I can come up with trash way better than that and no one gives me the time of day. She gets center stage along with the Gundam pilots when all she should be is
little Miss Peacecraft trying to get peace. I mean, I think her role is important but they over did it! WAY over did it. Also, she doesn't care at all about her people! I mean, she just tells the other girls to stop crying and run along when OZ pilots crash her party. Next, she just tells Pargan to evacuate the girls from the building while she sticks around and watches all
the fun stuff. She doesn't even ask if they're ok or anything. She really bothers me. She stalks Heero all the time. A growing boy needs his space, woman! Then, she totally disses off her adopted parents until the very end when she's like 'ok, I'll go back to Dorilan now that I've had my fun with Peacecraft'. She doesn't even keep in contact with her adopted mother, who
is still alive. We all know this because the series follows her damn princess life all the way! Sorry, I'm done... The best part is when Triezes throws her off her Queen reign, even though he was doing it to be kind of nice to her. Done.
Hate mail, hmm? Well, I don't know if my heart could take that... I'm just joking! I'd love to hear what people have to say in that brat's defense!! But I can tell that you like to read that stuff too, or maybe I'm wrong. So you can link it up to your email and if it's something knock out funny, forward it to me. I really don't have a bunch of time for reading people babbling on about how Relena is cool, so just send me the funny stuff.
Any comments? Email I Wanna Shout.
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